After an unscheduled dimensional portal opened up, the sleepy town in Oregon was suddenly flooded with puppies with moe eyes and spoke in baby coos. The dangerous levels of adorableness forced the government to quarantine the town with these signs in fear of the killer levels of cuteness. The situation is still ongoing, more reports to follow.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Cuteness Hazard Unisex t-shirt