After an unscheduled dimensional portal opened up, the sleepy town in Oregon was suddenly flooded with puppies with moe eyes and spoke in baby coos. The dangerous levels of adorableness forced the government to quarantine the town with these signs in fear of the killer levels of cuteness. The situation is still ongoing, more reports to follow.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

Cuteness Hazard Woman's Tank